Away

Sorry yall going away for the weekend ill pick the blog back up on Monday

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FORCE FIELDS!!!!!

First off want to apologize for the extremely late post, I was just in traffic FOREVER….soooooo dumb anyway. Today I’m talking about FORCE FIELDS!!!!!!!!!! If you dont know what they are and you like playing protoss. QUIT NOW!!!!! because your bad. Sentries are the unit for the protoss that imo are under rated because FORCE FIELD is probably one of the best spells in the game. I’m gonna talk about the proper way to use force fields but first I want to tell you about my hands on experience that ruined my day and forced me to start using force fields.

It was back when I wasn’t very good at SC2 sooooo about a week ago. Anyway I was playing terran and I went rines rauders medivacs and my opponent was being sweet and had zealots stalks and SENTRIES! anyway normally I wouldve won because rauders rape toss. not with force fields. Let me tell you I got raped, like it was bad, he literally split my army in 2 it was so strange and happened so quick and before I knew it i was sitting banging my fist on my desk in a fit of rage.

Now I am no pro, but I’m gonna tell yall how I use force fields to make me look good. First I always make sure I’ve got 2 or 3 guardians on the field at all times, this will give me more than enough force fields in order to win your battles. Now there are a few basic things that you can do with force fields, one is trap units, pin units up on your ramp (butt-fucking zerglings), blocking units, separate units from the bulk of the army in open field fights, and push units back and let colossi do the work =] which is probably my favorite. Its really self explanatory on how to do these so I’m not gonna bother explain it because if you cant figure it out switch to terran. But seriously utilizing these force fields will make your play so much better unless you blow and click everything then you need to go back to runescape.

Please send me stuff to talk about or send me comments on things the blog needs or something I should improve on

Thanks

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Why World of Warcraft is so addicting

Okay so in this post I am going to explain why WoW is so fucking addictive its basically like a drug pretty much. This is coming from a person who has spent countless hours and a shit ton of money on the game. I would first like to state that it is going to seem like im ripping on Blizzard and WoW but that is in no way the case, I love WoW,  but having a girlfriend > WoW unfortunately, would I go back to WoW? FUCK YEAH! Can I go back to WoW? Hell no Im poor. That’s one thing that bothers me is how god damn expensive it is to actually play. But ill get into that in a later post. I first want to talk about Why it is so addicting.

The reason I have found that WoW is so goddamn addictive is for two reasons. One ITS A GIANT FUCKING EPEEN CONTEST! Literally it is all about being the best, and if you a hardcore gamer like me, THEN YOU HAVE TO BE THE BEST, so you will spend unhealthy amounts of time in order to be the best, plan and simple. WoW is a chance to whip out your virtual dick and place it next to other gamers and measure who is bigger. And that drives people to be better AND PLAY LONGER. Reason two is that its basically a fucking cult…jk, but seriously. If your in it deep enough your guild basically becomes like your family, its scary believe me. I’m sure theres more reasons why people play for as long as they do but those are my reasons.

P.S. You know you are addicted to WoW when you log on in order to waste time and then waste time in WoW i.e. jump around a fountain

Peace

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Terrible Teammates

Undoubtedly everyone who has ever played SC2 has experienced an incredibly shitty teammate. But yesterday I was playing 2v2 Platinum League and I came across probably THE DUMBEST PIECE OF SHIT to ever play the game (how he was in platinum is beyond me but anyway) it was PT vs PT i was toss he was terran and I told him I would go 3 gate and a robo (standard build for toss), then he says to me “I’m going straight to thors” I think aight w.e hopefully he isnt terrible. HIS FIRST THOR COMES OUt at 15minutes!!!!!!! HE HAD FUCKING 30 MARINES and he ran them into a shit ton of cannons. Meanwhile I was slowly raping the protoss player from behind (he was a very good distraction until………….. Battle Cruisers. Now this wouldve been fine if he had FUCKING MASSED THORS in the first place, because i had stalkers and we prolly could take em out and win. BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HE HAD FUCKING RINES! LIKE WTF ARE RINES GOING TO DO AT 15MIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I fucking hate this kid I was so pissed, he was so incredibly bad and I wanted to punch him in the face. Anyway the lesson I learned from all this is as soon as you get in a 2v2 game tell them exactly what to do and make them give you control. End of Story

P.S. THERE IS A GIANT FUCKING MUTANT ANT ON MY COMPUTER! Send me feedback/topics please esp. about WoW because I dont play WoW anymore but I could go on a rant about it FOR DAYS!! Hit me up with a topic or a person thats pissing you off and I’ll write about it

Peace

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Most annoying SC2 build EVER

Sooooo i was in a 2v2 match a couple of hours ago and I was toss and my teammate was zerg (lets call him bob) and we were against a toss/terran. Okay so i figured itd be a normal match so i went 4 gate which i normally do and bob went roaches. So im going through the motion what have you nothing has happened yet just finished my robo and built an expansion… Then BAM DTS are butt fucking Bob so i bust an obs out with chrono and blow away the 4 DTS that this scrub had. I started chuckling and what not because DTS are so nooby. Then Nuclear launch detected!!!! I’m like great ghosts, im going over to kill the ghosts and then i realize my obs is FUCKING DEAD!!!!!! I FURIOUS! THE GHOSTS FUCKING KILLED MY OBS AND NOW THERE ARE FUCKING 10 GHOSTS ON THE FIELD AND A SHIT TON OF DTS. I shat the bed I had no clue what to do I was so confused all my opponents were doing were massing ghosts and fuckin dts. I was pissed I mean who the fuck thinks up a build like that. I mean these guys lay in bed thinking up shit just to screw with people i swear. It was retarded. It was honestly the dumbest thing ive ever seen and the sad thing about it was it worked. Idk if im just fucking terrible at SC2 and need to go back to WoW or if theres was legitimately nothing we could have done. IDK but that shit was GAY

For those of you who are new, which is fucking everyone cause this is the first post, comment on whatever do whatever send me whatever. I’ll go on a rant about anything that has to do about videogames, so send me a topic you’d like to see me rant about and itll be my next post (I promise you there will be many curse words) also follow me on twitter (i’m cool like that)

Peace

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